You can trail your coat around town, as long as you’d like.

And your finger-cutting perfect cheekbones, Mr. Holmes.

There’s a new fad going around,

Brainy is the new sexy and I deduce you’re just that.

Oh and did you hear that sound?

Maudlin violin playing in a deerstalkers hat.

All I can add to that, yeah all I can add to that is;



Benedict, I hope you never find a shirt that fits.



Una says it’s all in the hair, the Heathcliff tousled wavy hair.

Sherlock you’re a 3-patch problem, at least you’re

Not addicted to solvents.

There’s a new fad going around,

Brainy is the new sexy and I deduce you’re just that.

Oh and did you hear that sound?

Maudlin violin playing in a deerstalkers hat.

All I can add to that, yeah all I can add to that is;



Benedict, I hope you never find a shirt that fits.



There’s a new fad going around,

Brainy is the new sexy and I deduce you’re just that.

Oh and did you hear that sound?

Maudlin violin playing in a deerstalkers hat.

All I can add to that, yeah all I can add to that is;

Benedict, I hope you never find a shirt that fits.